Are you Joking?

Apr 22

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

(via thebulletsofmusicblues)

[video]

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

(via signsonthewalls)

Apr 21

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

(Source: hamandheroin, via amusedbookworm)

rraaaarrl:

silvanoir:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon being your sole companion in the zombie apocalypse. They have all the powers they have in the movie/game/show they’re from.

Rose Wilson with her sword skills and ability to see a few seconds into the future?  I just might survive.

Doctor Doom? I can’t think of anyone better tbh.

oh-good-life:

Here’s why you shouldn’t give up

oh-good-life:

Here’s why you shouldn’t give up

(via thebulletsofmusicblues)

virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

(Source: fuckinhomestucknerd, via lencekarasu)

hopeandalexander:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

hotcoldcoffee:

gentlemanbones:

horseweiner:

viralgenesis:

leoplause:

rhythmew:

lazydaybear:

chineseshell:

wulphire:

shinkuroitensei:

kaibas-pants:

somethingraptored:

Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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“The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.” — Stephen McCranie  (via naturallydope)

(Source: joethought, via amusedbookworm)

levy-heichou:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP YOU CAN JUST GO about your day because i respect your choices and you are a nice person.

(via brichibi)